The Flu

Some time ago in China..

Where they boil puppies alive! 

They were cooking up a bug...

That would take so many lives! 

Whoever the damn thing touches 

Gets a res- pi-tory curse! 

The Chinese phones weren't bad enough...

Now we've got the Chinkanese Virus! 

Chorus

Here comes the Kung Flu from Wuhan China!  

Came from batsoup in a Chinese Diner! 

Scientists gone mad trying to find a...

Cure for this Chinkanese Vi-ruuuss...

(* bangs guitar on the stage and throws T shirt into the audience)

The world enforced a lockdown...

Lets break its Chinese Chain! 

While the world suffers fatalities! 

China's magically well again! (whaaa ?!) 

Could this be a Chinkanese conspiracy ? 

Bring the whole world to its knees....

Crash the economies of big countries...

So we're forced to buy Chinese ?? 

Not nukes or guns its a bug! 

That the Chinese are using to fight us! 

But we'll the war we're waging...

Against this Chinese Vi-rus! 

Chorus...