Shut The Door, you ....

“Today, he bought a bouquet of blue orchids. I wonder if he wanted to match my bruises with the color of the orchid. Forty minutes later, I realized he is going to bring another bouquet tomorrow.”

“He keeps on insisting on the fact that he loves me. I too have started to believe it. Saying 'I love you' is anyway a prerequisite before I suck his 'manhood' in the absence of light.”

“He assured me that I would be allowed to work after marriage. He kept his promise. Managing household chores is a kind of job, right?”

“He was proud on having a 'sexy' girlfriend but that same man feels ashamed of his slightly overweight wife in the corporate parties.”

“He told me he has a great vocabulary but I guess he is not aware of the term 'subjugating'. That is what he does with me without knowing.”

“He has a quest for knowledge and that is why he wants to know about the corners of my body each night without my consent. That is how husbands make love, I guess.”

“He is a very kind man. Just after he is done hitting me, he uses his 'manhood' to 'make-up' for the pain, that too when I am not ready to accommodate his aggression.”

“He is a very responsible man and that is why he looks after my health. He reminds me of my medicines frequently. Contraceptive pills are a kind of medicine, yeah?”

“He is a chivalrous man and this is very much evident from the fact that he always undresses me first. After all, I am his lady love.”

“He says he needs me and obviously he does! How can I forget that I have signed an agreement of working as his cook, now and forever.”

“He is a prestigious man and may be that is the reason, he keeps on forcing me to change my ways. The ways which does not match his standard.”

“He is a very possessive man and he should be because he loves me. But I sometimes wonder, if restricting me from interacting with people is right.'

“He is a great listener and I know it. That is the reason why I can not share anything with him. He filters out every line that is related to me!”

“He is very helping by nature. Every time, he pushes me hard against the wall and I fall crashing, he holds my hand to help me stand.”

“He is a gentleman by the way! Every time he is angry and calls me with abusive names, he compensates it with a chocolate... flavoured condom.”

“He is a very caring man and he often can not distinguish if I am sad or anxious.”

“He is very non-judgemental... May be, that is why, he asked me about the intimacy I had in my first relationship. Upon my reply stating that I am not virgin, his tone of voice changed and he put the conversation to a halt.”

“He is very trustworthy. After we had a tiff, he puked up my darkest fears in a gathering of friends. That is what happens if somebody pretends to accept you with your past.”

“He is very honest and I know it! Slut-shaming me with all his heart needs some higher level of honesty because he is not sugar-coating his words.”

“He is a simple man, without much layers within him... and why not? No man should know that women may have answers other than binary – beyond a flat YES or NO.”

“He is a man of his word. He kept his promise of being the 'man' of my life behind closed doors..”