Psychos : They're Just Like Us!
Psychos : They're Just Like Us!
Yes, I'm a madwoman
Indeed I am a psycho.
My instability score
Is much higher than my FICO.
We are much the same
I don't see the big deal.
I plot revenge deaths
Like you pay your electric bill.
I have a routine like you
I know how you feel.
My demons consume my mind
Like your kids eat a happy meal.
Just like you
I know the struggle is real.
You have no time to relax
And I have no time to kill.
You get involved with charity
And build a career to feel fulfilled.
I scare small children with my twisted humour
To try and get my thrills.
I have pets just like you
I keep them in jars, nice and sealed.
Or perhaps you'd appreciate my taxidermy,
I can assure you, I'm the most skilled.
And the voices inside of my head
Would give you bumps and chills.
One is kinda low and raspy,
And the other's high and shrill.
I hear demons you can't hear,
Breathing whispers into my ears.
I see things that you can't see,
Shit from your deepest, foulest fears.
Things that make you run and gag and scream,
That make me chuckle and giggle and laugh.
If this makes me creepy already,
Then, honey, you don't know the half.