Our Pet Dog..

We love our dog with all our hearts,

But not so much her stinky farts.

Her doggy breath is less than fresh,

Yet we hug her nonetheless.

From barking, she will not refrain.

The house and yard are her domain.

Park on the street or walk on past,

And you will likely cop a blast.

Meter readers, couriers,

Serve to make her furious.

Possums, lizards, neighbor's cat,

Will not be shown the welcome mat.