In My Dream

I saw myself in a dream one night,

Slim, six-packed, looking like a knight.

All the girls swooning over me,

My chiselled arms they wanted to see.

Asked me out on dates and parties,

Had a gala time of cocktails and munchies.

In the background was my instructor,

He is in fact an unforgiving dictator.

Made my workout like a warhorse,

Threatened me with consequences worse.

This surreal transformation,

Demanded much exertion.

So I went back to sleep and my dream,

I would rather snooze and gorge on cream.