I Hate Going To The Washroom!
I Hate Going To The Washroom!3 mins 117 3 mins 117
Mountains are high
Toilets are low
Why are washrooms most dangerous places to go?
Little Tim trudged along the way
And opened the door
He turned on the switch
But the lights did not glow
He ignored the fact
And didn’t seem to know
That there was someone else watching the show
He did his work and sat down
As if it were a throne
5 minutes, 10 minutes, 15 minutes, 20 minutes passed by
And still he was only there to groan.
Just then swish!! A sound came to the ears
Resounding and giving him fear
And the bubbles started to burst
And a creature dragged Tim in with the thrust.
Brrrrpppp!! The sound of flushing flushed the room
Little Tim’s life was doomed
Little john stayed next door
Was sitting on the toilet seat only to get himself in the
Nasty pipe down below.
The neighbourhood, city, state was terrorized by this little and nasty creature alone.
To block the pipes
Change the funnel
Till the parents in the state took a big huge loan.
Everybody in the city even the army feared to go in the washroom alone.
Who was this little creature?
Who made everyone,
Jump up with fear.
Casualties reduced day by day
As no one went to the washroom to pass out
Which would relax them for the day.
Those who went
Were down in the drain sent
Now there were no washrooms in the mall
Ladies or gents
The little creature had himself
The king of the washrooms
And he ruled by his self
Attack and attack was his plan of attack
To suffocate people in the drain was his master plan
Slowly, the world had realized washrooms were the places they have to sacrifice.
In order to find the creature a gang of scientists had started doing their research with high school teachers.
Something was must to be done
As people were dying and suffering with all the body waste
Accumulated all over the place.
The scientists had developed a plan to do research on the creature’s clan.
A robot was to be sent in the washroom
Where he would go inside with the creature
And kill him with his new feature.
To action was the plan
Sent was the robot in mankind’s hell.
Guns and bombs were attached to him
To kill the maniac was his plan to do.
When the clock striked 5 ‘o
One hour had passed by
And then a sound came
Which made everyone to jump of their chairs
As they were keen to watch the game.
A green creature was to be seen
By the camera attached to the robot’s spleen.
In the pot waiting he was doing some mechanical work
A carpenter he was.
He stitched wires red and blue
And then the robot jumped so high like a bird
Everyone thought he had flown.
A voice came up in the air
The creature had controlled robot’s gear.
A green creature plopped out
With screwdriver of his own.
It was a KAPPA, who had made the robot fly.
His suckering, smearing, smirking evil devil like smile
Had everyone cry.
Showing his rump to audience seated before
He said, "don’t use the washroom as it is the most dangerous place to go!”