I Hate Being An Egyptologist!
I Hate Being An Egyptologist!1 min 325 1 min 325
With sphinxes and mummies
Pyramids and ancient monkeys
The most dangerous and scary land of all
Egypt is the one which stands very tall.
I am an Egyptologist better than an archaeologist
The whole of Egypt I study
Sand, trees and the mummies.
This job is very murky regardless
The treasures I get
There was once this time when live mummies fed on my friend
There was again this time when Tutankhamun had come to life
But those were the good times when I was pretty sure I was alive.
But now I lay in my coffin I sleep
Turned into a mummy by Tutankhamun who was in glee.
Here I eat
Here I sleep, drink, fart and burp.
This coffin is the place where I said my last words
Being an Egyptologist I hate
As this was the job that turned my horrifying fate.
A dentist or a scientist was much better
But I became an Egyptologist
And I regretted my decision later