Women's Burden On Men's

Men, beware of women's burden,

For it's a heavy load to bear.

With their clothes and makeup shopping,

And hair that needs constant care.

Their nails and toes need pampering,

And their skin needs constant care.

Their diets must be strict and healthy,

With not a calorie to spare.

They're always on the go, it seems,

With tasks that never cease.

So, men, take heed and be aware,

Of women's heavy-duty lease.

Women's burdens, oh so heavy,

Men should run and hide in fear.

For their lists are never-ending,

With a million things to do this year.

The cooking, cleaning, and the laundry,

It's all a man's worst nightmare.

With their wants and needs so many,

A man can hardly bear.

But don't despair, dear men of earth,

And don't you dare give up the fight.

For even though the tasks are tough,

Your women are worth the plight.

For time to do the things they love,

And space to breathe and rest.