Once I Did All Things Silly

Once I did all things silly,

My friend Amilia I had called Billy.

I had worn my tie on my head,

And exercised on my bed.

I had brushed with shampoo and shampooed with toothpaste,

I did all the things in haste.

I applied milk powder on my bread,

I added peanut butter in my milk I was a crooked head.

I had worn my socks on my fingers,

The coffee with bread in my mouth still lingers.

That day was crazy it was all messed up,

I slipped on a banana peel and hurry my rump.