Oops! My Mic Was Not Muted!

Oops! My Mic was not muted,

And to my mum, I shouted-

‘Mum!I can't find my Grammar Book!

Oh! Said my mum, ‘Under your table I think you should look'. 

When i looked under my table,

I saw a box, a paint set and a fable.

But behind those when i looked, I found,

My grammar book! Safe and sound!

Coming to my table, my mum asked-

How many friends do you have?

Oh! -I said- I have many,

But my best friends are Beth and Annie.

But Jess, so selfish and so rude,

And Pam- always in a bad mood-

Umm... Ophelia? My teacher suddenly said, ‘

Your Mic was not muted,

And we heard everything you shouted...'