The Scam

There once was a dam,

That was filled with jam-

Wait, I think I heard a bam

And, a very loud slam!

 

Then I heard someone say- “Are you fine, Mam?"

“Yes, perfectly fine I am!"

Said the...dam(?) named 'mam'

Orr jam, or slam, or bam or sham or lam-

Wait, this poem's useless?

What A Scam!