My Oath To Baldness For Love

Why do I rouse up in my slumber?

Only to find myself in the solace of darkness...

Why do I wait in my chamber?

Only to remind myself that I am forbidden of my far away fille princess...

Why do you haunt my memories to make me so forlorn?

O merciless materfamilias of my nativity...

Why do you dastardly deny of ma rights in entirety?

Only if I could embrace a stroke of serendipity...

Why will I not embosom her till eternity?

O ye peep! Mark my words of unruliness...

Why would I remain a pantaloon hairless and careless?

Only until my rendezvous with my progeny...

Why would you relate my bare baldness to bogging boldness?

Only that I simply do not care about your misogyny.