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Lauren Coles

Comedy Classics Inspirational

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Lauren Coles

Comedy Classics Inspirational

Ketchup Is Not A Substitute For Blood

Ketchup Is Not A Substitute For Blood

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Kids freak out when they see a spect of red on their skin,

Parents run in and hear screaming,

Cold fear running through their body,

The red runs down their arms.

The infection might get puffy,

When parents go into the kitchen you might laugh,

You might know that it is not blood but they don’t,

People want to call 911,

But ketchup wipes off,

If you call 911 as a joke you are taking first responders away from real emergencies,

What’s more important particularly playing a role in a prank or saving lives,

It could be you in real life or a friend,

Depending how the situation develops blood is not something to play around with weather real or fake.


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