Bird

My doggie he whistles a song through his nose

On this Thanksgiving, his story is told

He waits for the birdie to perch on his nose

Then with a swift move, he swallows it whole

Feet, beak, and feathers, everything goes

Down through his neck to his stomach, you know

Well even a little dumb doggie knows this

The taste of a big juicy turkey is bliss

Bird, bird, bird, bird, bird

Bird, bird, bird, bird, bird

I wanna eat a bird I wanna eat a bird

Jack La Lane lived a long long time

He told me the secret to his long long life

Don't eat a pig and don't eat red meat

Don't eat a duck it is very bad luck

Don't eat Italian, French food, Chinese...

But you can eat plenty yes plenty of these

A chicken a turkey is all you will need

If you want to live to one hundred and three

Bird, bird, bird, bird, bird

Bird, bird, bird, bird, bird

I wanna eat a bird

I wanna eat a bird

Bird bird bird bird bird

Bird bird bird bird bird...