Spiderpig

Spiderpig, Spiderpig,

Doesn't know anything else than dig!

He can't swing on a thread,

But can eat through a pita bread!

Lookout there stinks the Spiderpig!

At the stink of night,

The best sewers he can find!

Without any light,

And with the creepy crawlies behind!

Spiderpig, Spiderpig,

Doesn't know anything else than dig!

Farts a lot ,

Anytime!

Optruding people,

And mimes!

Lookout there stinks the Spiderpig!

And if you see a Spiderpig in the hallway,

Just run away!