Kleptomania

Suddenly Susan shouted and yelled it loud

My punch, on the table, has it drown?

Or has it evaporated to the cloud?

Never had we seen her frown.

We were still puzzled when Miriam uttered

My scissors got wings, it fluttered

Bob checked and his apple was not there

Now seriously it was something to beware

Slowly everyone was reporting objects missing

Panic grew, the situation was very alarming

The stress level in the office was multiplying

A prankster, or simply a criminal stealing

Adriel suggested a CCTV camera

Gloria said locks would end all drama

Call a sorcerer to track the defaulter's aura

Another disappearing object, enhanced our trauma

One of us had no theft record

He was known to hoard

Objects in daylight broad

Open his drawers, see what they stored

To our surprise, Bob's apple was there

Susan shouted, there was her punch

Miriam's scissors in exact pair

Everyone finally got there bunch

That man is sick exclaimed all

Yet he suffered from a deficiency

Kleptomania that is how we call

He needs help, what an epiphany

We all laughed and left to our respective desk

That snapping act was kind of grotesque

We saw the culprit, that object embezzler

He walked, as innocent, the vile meddler