Cooking dinner for my pregnant wife

Hi,

How are you?

How was your day?

What did you have for lunch?

What’d you like to have for dinner?

Chicken, fish or veggies?

Okay, soup it is.

Do you feel any pain while going to the toilet?

You want me to put my hand on your belly

And feel the baby kicking?

Wow!

It seems happy.

You look awesome in the light of

Motherly glow.

The weather outside is really bad.

Sweat is dripping,

Groundwater is decreasing.

The skin has become emery paper,

Sweltering heat waves,

Did you read the news today?

Six ten-year-olds raped a teenage girl

And burnt her to death,

I literally puked when I learned that.

One of them was actually her cousin!

And he formulated the plan,

Because her mother wouldn’t give up their farm land

To his father!

Another family committed suicide in the national capital,

Suspected to be members of a cult.

The economy is inflating like the elephant’s trunk,

War is plaguing the world.

The board exams have begun,

Hope your brother fares well.

I am going out for a smoke,

And maybe take a walk.

Here’s your soup, mademoiselle,

Bon appetit.