The Life of Jack Copper-2

I'm Jack Copper, I am 20 years old and I work in the FilmanianCorps-(FC) Tt's been 2 years ever since I started working in the FC. It's really nice to work for them because they treat me nicely unlike in the company I worked in first. My first company used to be against the FC. I don't even remember their company's name because I worked for them when I was 7 years old .You must be wondering how I was supposed to be working for them.... Wait.... I do remember their name, it's the Cosmaniafrite-(CF).YESSS!!! I remember their stupid name. The CF used to be a spy company. The FC is a spy organisation and makes really useful inventions. Anyway, let me tell you my story from when I was 6 months or so.

I don't know exactly where I was born and I don't know my parents either. But I do know then the people from the CF found me on the pavement of some avenue. They took me inside their headquarters in Puntland.

 I lived there for 7 years. I got to know everything about the CF and soon after some time they kicked me out on that same avenue I went to my security friend, Carol (She protected me all these years). I said "Carol, why am I kicked out? She said that " Jack, when I was just a 17 year old security guard in 2087 Hank's (Hank-The head of the CF) wife got murdered by the FC and everyone then in the FC were from the CF. From then on he has been throwing people who are no use to him. " How horrid and cruel that man is!. After a few moths lets kill him!" I said. "What did you just say"! She then spoke on the microphone which could only be heard by the head of the CF. So Carol said, "  Sir this IDIOTIC boy just called you a horrid and cruel man ! And he said that me and him should kill you in a few months. But I would NEVER want to kill you! " Hank said something which I couldn't hear. I got scared but I made a BLUNDER I just stayed there. I don't know why! Then after some time Hank 2 stupid girlfriends came and 16 more bodyguards excluding Carol. His Jessica and Judy ( The annoying big twirps) were crying like little babies whose mother forgot to give them milk.

Anyway they said together " You dumb garbage bag! Hank told us you insulted him!" ."I said because he kicked me out for no damn reason! Hank said" Well Jack from the Copper Age ( Hank always calls me that) should I tell my bodyguards to give you 25 whips with the firewhip ( A whip which burns on fire and never hurts the person who is using it) or I stab you with the Kilfrockgest" (Weird name for a dagger) I just ran towards his girlfriends and tried to kick them but they kicked me on the stomach back, I started bleeding from the mouth! Then they all started approaching me but I took my JC (A very cool gun) and shot Hank and the others but I lost all my bullets before I could shoot Carol but she just ran away. Wait I just called it gun that is the olden time way for calling Gysmone. Now I know why Carol protected me. Because that's how she gets paid.

After Carol ran away I saw a man who had the name Hakim on his name tag. . After he made me better I said" Thanks, you're really kind! I got kicked out of my job. Now how do I get paid? " Hakim said" I'll tell you how so-Wait a second first please tell me your name. "I said Jack Copper". Hakim said" Nice name! So you can work in our hotel for as long as you like. Hakim " I don't know what to say but you're my new BEST FRIEND! I worked there for 5 years. I could have worked there for a longer time but I didn't.