My Sweet Little Brother
My Sweet Little Brother2 mins 350 2 mins 350
Once I accidentally messaged a wrong number. I always have a hard time remembering phone numbers. After some time I received a call from a guy.
He: Hello, who is this?
He: I received a message. That's why. Who are you?
Me: Ohh, sorry. It happened by mistake.
He: It's alright.
I ended the call immediately.
Then I again received a call from the same person.
He: Hey, can we talk? Could you please elaborate the message sent by you? I have a lot of free time. You can tell me anything.
Me: It happened by mistake and I am busy.
He: Ok. Tell me when you will be free?
Me: Hello mister. I already apologized for my mistake.
I cut the call and later I received 3 missed calls from that guy.
I was about to block the number. Seeing this my brother came. After knowing the situation, he took the next call from that guy.
Brother: Oh, hello. I came to know that you are having a lot of free time. I was getting bored by killing flies here. I am glad that now I can kill your time!! You can tell me anything dearrrrr. I am having a lot of free time from my birth itself!!!!
Guy: Sorry. It happened by mistake.
Brother: Really!! This is too many mistakes. You . . .
That guy disconnected the call immediately!
When I was a child, mother always insisted to share food but I actually didn't like it.
One day I got 1 litre ice cream and my brother went to his friend's house. He would only return in evening.
I was happy that I got so much ice cream to eat. But after some time I realised that I couldn't even eat half of it.
I felt a void inside me, something that made it less tasty than the earlier ones where we both divide it.
The extra taste came from the happiness of our sharing, I guess!
After getting ready for a marriage function.
Me: Tell me. How am I looking?
Brother: You look beautiful!!
Brother: To say that, I should be blind, which I am not. You look disgusting!! Ewww.. Don't go for the function. Otherwise both bride and groom will run away seeing you!!
Me: I am gonna kill you...
We have even recreated many world wars but the number of peace treaties we have made always outnumber it though I hate history!!