Lesbian Love Cult 3

October 31, 2037

Welcome, this is our third event in three years. As I look around, this must be our biggest event ever. I can see that all seats are complete, and there are people outside, and we had to put big tv screens out in the parking lot, and all of this. is owed to Our lesbian love god EROS. Our Numbers have grown 35% in the last three years, thanks to our lesbian Love god EROS.

Now let's pray to our lesbian love god! Dear EROS, we pray for your protection and straight for all of us, and let's pray that our numbers grow another 45% in the next three years. Oh! EROS, it's your will, but not our will; we pray and lift your name in prayer. Our prayer is to bring all women over to the lesbian love side in the next 5; years' EROS. If you help bring all women to our side because all men suck, are evil, and all men deserve to die, and they must die. amen 

Now! The primary guest speaker of the evening is my wife and lover, and she gives excellent sex in bed; I will never let her go and keep her in bed because of her great sex every night, and that is where I plan on keeping her. Here she is, miss EROS lagan. Hello, my name is EROS Lagan. I changed my name to EROS; I have always wanted to change my name after our lesbian love god because she is all-powerful and excellent. How's with me, crowd cheers we all our that is why we all are here because we want to worship our lesbian love god! First and second, great lesbian love misters, you are the highest and the sexiest lesbian love ministers ever., and you should be worshipped at the highest level since that you are a lesbian love goddess. 

I thank you all for coming. Let's get started. We all love you, and we all care for you. As my wife has said, our numbers have grown 35% in the last three years, and we owe our lesbian love god prise oh! EROS, we all praise you now. We love you, and we will follow you forever; please show your presents here now, EROS we need you, and we hate all guys EROS; all guts have done for us they have treated us as sex slaves, they have held us down from being put into the highest offices in the land and the fault of all guys and not us. 

It is our turn now we must elect all most feminist leftist women to the highest office in the land, even to the White House, so that we can treat all men like they have treated us for the last ten of thousands of years. We need to put all guys in prison and put to death all of the other guys that have threatened us and treated us like shit over the years because they must die. We are just getting tired of men holding us down, crowd cheering. All males must die tonight; all males must die tonight; all males must die tonight. 

How many of you women know over thousands of hears it has been males that ha e been reportable for hinders of millions if not billions of deaths in unnecessarily wars and inventions, and the women tried to stop them. They have not listened to their women as they should have, and it has caused heartache worldwide because of men. If we didn't have men, all of the wars in history would have never happened. 

Oh! ERoS, we can feel your presence here tonight. You have a super strong presence here tonight; please come in and have a seat by me by us beg you to EROS as your lesbian love Goddess I beg you EROS, please come in how many people can fell EROS can fell her presence here tonight, the crowd cheers and the crowd told all of us. As soon everyone said the Magic words, everyone started to kiss each other and felling one's body. 

The crowd shouts lesbian love Goddess what next, EROS said; if you have an old pitcher of an old lover and an old girlfriend, please bring the photo up, and if you still love her, EROS said to dip the image into some oil and drop it into the fire so that EROS can bless it. She will bring you're older woman back to you where she belongs. And it doesn't matter if she left you for another female or male. She will come back to you and be your love forever. The number of women who came up was massive. They're where over 1000 women who dipped their old girlfriend photos in oil and threw them: Intl the fire, more than last year's event.

 

When everyone got done dipping, the old photos of their girlfriends and wives left them. In the fire, everyone went back. To set back down, the lesbian love Goddess got up and spoke; this year's event has been fun, but we have to finish it up. Unfortunately, we will see. You all next year toma bigger and. More fun event. Thank you all for coming, and I hope to see you all—next year. 

In closing, I would. Like to close the event, with this prayer to EROS oh! EROS, I pray to you now as these women leave this fine place! EROS, please keep them safe, healthy and pledge to keep them away from all evil male influence in your name, amen. 

Thank you all for coming to this year's event, and I hope to see you next year.