Whiskey

A donkey met a key,

A key quite unlike himself.

A monkey,

A key all by itself, alone key

Just one key.

So is it still a monkey or a 'mono'-key?

They found another key

Now its two of a key

A 'bi'-key

Maybe a car key or a bike key.

Then they found a third key

Going from 'bi'-key to 'tri'-key

Must be very tricky !

Down the road they went

Seeking (maybe) yet another key

They found another one

Just as the road split in two

A fourth key

Where the road became fork-ey

Now it dawns on me

That this tale of two tails

On a key-spree

Seems a little too off-key

I sound like I'm still tipsy

From last night's whiskey