Warbler
Warbler
I heard them talk
On my morning walk
It was accidental
We are so judgmental
Crows are bitter
With their unkind twitter
Or so I thought
Isn’t it how it's taught?
I was stunned
When it turned
After grabbing a loaf of bread
Mid-flight and said
“Thank you for feeding me,
I’ll pray for you from that tree.”
And pointed to the pine
Did I drink too much wine?
I murmured to me
Straightened my tee
Walked ahead
To clear my head
To my utter shock
I met the eternal alarm clock
Not a cock, but the hen
Ladies get up before men
She yawned and uttered
A curse so puckered
“Them with their noises,
When will you guys lea
rn to drown your voices?
Your gadgets disturb my beauty sleep,
Your vehicles are the biggest creep.”
Tongue-tied
I wish I could run and hide
Instead, I ate the humble pie
It shooed me away. ‘Why me?’ I cried to the sky
The sky was speechless too
The irony just exponentially grew
I sighed and took a step forward
Cuckoo chuckled, “It’s my turn to have a word.”
The sweetness was missing from its tone
I was so done being Dr. Do-Little’s clone
“Why me?” I asked helplessly in lieu
It laughed as if on cue
“You dream-walked straight into our coast,
we were just enjoying a bit of a roast."
“Now don’t be a spoilsport, nay nay
Get up and enjoy your day.”