Shavin' My Head

Lately

People keep askin’ me

Why the fuck do ya shave yer head

I shrug and say shit like

Atoning for my sins.

Then the next question follows

Did you join a cult

Or get religion

And to that I reply

I’m a Slavic nihilist

Just trying to enjoy his solitude

Don’t bother me any.

Just pouring old spice on the Gilette brush

And rubbing it on my scalp

To produce lather

And finally shaving it all off

With a Mach 3 Turbo razor.

But maybe

Casting off all your hair

Doesn’t wash your guilt

Or clean your conscience

If you’re rich enough to have one anyway.