MR BOTTLEWALLA
MR BOTTLEWALLA
He's a toper loves his booze
Starts from breakfast
Continues all day through
Drunkenly stepping on toes
Scotch, Gin, Vodka, Mugs of beer
All brands of liquor drinks like water
He listens to no one,
Thus abandoned by friends,
Wife and daughters
Bottle his only companion
Warm his spirits, takes to bed
Tucked under his coverlet
Bottlewalla has been named