Lucy

Lucy was a maid who 

Met Tom the gardener.

Her butt was juicy and 

Made Tom's tongue stick 

Out like a dog's tongue. 

Tom didn't believe such a 

Mermaid would be a maid 

She falls hard for, as he

Never spoke or glanced at 

Women like her before. 

Tom wasn't good at 

Expressing his feelings, 

He always drowned in his speech

His self-confidence was 

Never built, all he could do 

Was stare and whine like a kid.

When butlers his age try their luck.

But none failed as Lucy's eyes 

Were fixed only at tom.

What was funny Tom started 

Perusing books in a quest to impress 

But she never bought it even 

Though Lucy had a thing for Tom.

She wanted him to express 

What was inside not a fairytale

He wouldn't know how to finish. 

One day when Tom was trimming 

Trees he saw Mr. Jones his 

Master holding a red box, flowers 

And a bottle of champagne trudging 

Upstairs and wondered why my 

Master didn't pick any of the flowers 

In our backyard aren't they beautiful? 

With his wonder, he wandered to the 

Side window and peeped through 

He couldn't believe as his 

Madam was so happy and 

Blowing kisses at his Master's 

Forehead for a box of chocolate

Champagne and flowers! 

Late that day tom rushed to his 

Backyard picked flowers and 

Stormed to Lucy but she told 

Him if she wanted flower she 

Might as well pick some 

Tom was more confused cause 

His self-confidence was growing.

With the glowing sun the next morning 

Tom swallowed his pride and 

Trudged to his Master's house 

To postulate for help, his Master

Told him the only way to get 

To a woman's heart, you have to 

Compromise a little, show appreciation 

Take your half of savings and 

Wander to this store bestow them 

This list and make sure she doesn't 

Get a glimpse of you when you get back. 

Decorate your bed with flower petals 

Don't take the one in the garden cause 

There's no romance, lit candle 

And play soft music to soothe 

Her heart and call her without 

Letting her know what is it about. 

When she glint at the chocolate 

On a bed with everything like that 

Immediately she stops thinking 

And her heart is all yours forever.