Coupon code

There is white hair,

even in my beard,

I am not young anymore,

Is this even real,

No one secretly admires me,

No one sent me birthday wishes,

No booze and cigar,

My bedroom shelf is filled with the smell of medicine,

My muscles are not making any sounds,

And children calling me uncle,

Oh, God!

Give me some coupon code,

By redeeming it,

Let my age get half,

And I will go back to lead my secret life.