Exit Interview

I sit across from HR, nodding at questions that feel pre-filled, like forms already signed. Why are you leaving? I don’t remember arriving.

 They slide a file toward me—my name, my handwriting, performance reviews praising a version of me I can’t place. “You were reliable,” she says gently. “Too reliable.”

 When did you decide to quit? I didn’t. The resignation email was sent at 3:17 a.m., from my account, apologizing for exhaustion I don’t recall feeling.

 As I stand to leave, she hands me my badge. It’s warm, as if just worn. “Good luck,” she says. Outside, I check my phone.

 New email. Subject line: Welcome Aboard.