THE LOCAL GAL

Anybody seen the local gal?

There she is! Walking quietly

Amidst the alley.

What makes ‘er ordinary?

Nobody knows.

But still, she’s the local gal.

Is she a tart?

“Nope.” Then what?

She bakes in bennys bakery.

But still, can’t she fill ‘er

Old family’s crockery.

Never she’s been in any tattle.

Thus once I met,

Addressed ‘er as “Your ladyship.”