What a Sight!!!

On my way to the shopping mall, too busy messaging on WhatsApp, I stepped on cow dung, slipped and fell face down with a thud!

Oops! What a sight I must have looked, as passers-by helped me up, stifling laughs. I was in tears but broke into a laugh. I walked into the mall washroom, leaving dung footprints behind me. First I washed my face and hands. Shoes I took inside the toilet and used the hand faucet to remove all traces of the gooey stuff. Looked into the mirror and a strange image stared back. The stink remained, and I not only looked messy but felt like a big dumb ass!

Laughed all the way home through the tears wondering what the children would say when they found their mum, looking like a dumpster.