Ghustkhana Party - Ch.2

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Anant believes that clothes empower people to adopt certain personality. He has requested Zeena that when he dies, he should be dressed in tuxedos. He wants to be remembered for being a good dresser.

He is so preppy that he maintains a diary for what he will wear on each day. Sloppy dressers, Do you want to know the secret behind his everyday charisma?

Anant like Shri Narendra Modi is a fashionista. He turns every pious soul's heads in Jyestha Ashram including the peeing man.

He in his spare time has penned a coveted “Fashion diary”. I was searching for my notebook and came across his diary. It was written in Marathi; I have invested my translating skills to bring forth some indigenous fashion tips to the anglophile readers.

“BUDDHA HOGA TERA BAAP” CLUB- “Respected elders of Jyestha Ashram.”

Occupation: Representative, Publicist and honorable President of “BUDDHA HOGA TERA BAAP CLUB”

Monday:Khaki shorts and torn Banyan especially on the sleeves (Kamla likes Biceps!)

Tuesday: Yellow T-shirt and purple crushed denims slayed with trendy small glares on my beautiful eyes (Diana likes Yellow especially on dirty fellow like me)

Wednesday: Shin Chan t-shirt, black beanie and polka dot shorts with lollipop in my mouth (# Anant Children’s day. Suck my lollipop, Ageist human.)

Thursday: Cotton Kurta and Pyjama. (Nothing Fancy because It is Sai Baba’s day. The day I follow a vegetarian lifestyle.)

Friday: Same Kurta and Pyjama. (I am Maryada Purshotam. I believe that abstinence will give me Moksha. Oh, no! It means I have to tolerate that pesky Leela in heaven also.)

Saturday: Khaki shorts and Proper Banyan (I have erased other not-so nice cob webs on internet. Don’t judge me!)

Sunday: My sincere apologies to all sisters and mothers I have troubled with my loving gaze online and offline. M Ps: I repeat my same khaki shorts and Proper Banyan.

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