Why Russ

Sung in an Elvis Presley voice, with a peppy bass guitar in the background.

Verse 1 (sung in quick succession)

Oh in the light, in the night

In the bright and in the daaaark....(drumroll)

There's a silent killer lurking!

It's on your fridge, on your table and on the dashboard of your caaar! (drumroll)

It's a river of acid, don't you even dare take a pluuuunge....

Its the Corona Virus, it'll suck the air right outta your luuuungs!!!! (Drumroll)

Chorus

I'm ask'n Why Russ? Why Russ? Whaaay Russ?

Why did you come on in into this world?!!

Why didn't you join your friend Mr. E Bola?

Why are ya killing the whole human herd?!! (yeah!)

Verse 2 - sung in quick succession 

The country's go'n in total lock down..

Every street, very county, every town...

Now I hear there's a new Hunta virus araaaound?!! (drumroll)

Try to focus, concentrate

Don't touch stuff, don't go out

Or your name'll begin with freaking "laate"!!! (drumroll, "Yeaaaaaoooo!!")

Chorus