Oh, don't be so Ungrateful

"Don't whine, I'm doing you a favour", I said.

"Just a snap, like you would do with a chicken!

Oh come on, don't be so ungrateful!", I repeated for the tenth time.

I think the ice-cold weather made this beauty weep in a shrill voice.

So, I wrapped her soft skin with a cashmere shawl.

The teeth have to always be pulled out beforehand to bless your ears with pleasing cries. 

And the "snap" to end the pain and agony.

The heart is the tastiest and the blood ages like wine.

I'm going to have a feast today and a bloody delicious one at that