I Can't Or You Won't?

My mind is often pestered with this one question

Why am I so very inefficient? (every time)

I'm a woman ( mind you! i'm not pouring any feminist theories here)

Yes, I can be a bureaucrat

Why?

I might have cleared exams only with luck

Yes, I can be an actress

Why?

I might not get offended searching my name in the title sequence or sometimes myself in a movie

Yes, I can be a CEO

Why?

I might have slept with a big shot

Yes, I can be a minister of a nation

Why?

I might be one of the wives/sisters of a male minister

Yes, I can stand and gaze outside like men at night

Why?

I might be a prostitute

Yes, I can throw tantrums in public

Why?

I might get pleased by attaining soft nicknames

Yes, I can shoot queries on malefactors in the town

Why?

I might be an irreverent woman in this whole universe

Yes, I can order my food online

Why?

I might be a big zero in culinary skills

Yes, I can sleep topless in a suffocating room

Why?

I might be a flagrant female

Yes, I can leave my cheating husband/boyfriend

Why?

I might be an escort

Yes, I can be appreciated for my outstanding work

Why?

I might have seduced the boss

O' yes, I ALSO can be a REAL WOMAN ( AT LEAST NOW )

Why?

I MIGHT NOT want this patriarchal society to [make me think again] I'm INEFFICIENT "ANYMORE" at ANY COST!