A jacket with a hole

I beseech you here with

A curtesy and a Bow

Presenting a jacket

Made two hours ago

It will make you happy

If you are blue

A hole-jacket

Owned by you

Made of the best wool

That has ever been

Two pockets each on both sides

In the colour olive green

Waterproof and can survive the

Vaccum in space

Are some of its qualities

Oho! I forgot to say

It is a duality

19 little buttons

To buckle it all up

With pictures of Santa

Drinking milk from a china cup

It will keep you warm

In the coldest winters

Attach the connected pair of mittens

If you get splinters

If you want to buy,

First option is to mail

#TheJacketGuy

Second option is to call

The number :1235672228

If you hear the word “GREAT”

The jacket is your’s “MATE”

It is owned by you

Then you can exclaim

Yipee or WOO-HOO

Third option is to

Go to the 9th floor

89, Albert Embankment

London SE 17AP

Come here and claim

The Hole-Jacket

While exclaiming

YIPEEEE

For this is the best jacket

You will ever find

Please take it for

“Only 100 Pounds”

As, money is

Not on my mind