A Funny Poem

Alina Sheikh

Comedy Children

Alina Sheikh

Comedy Children

1 min

children true dead comedy policeman lies deaf noise funny english-poem

One fine morning in the middle of a night,

Two dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back, they faced each other,

Draw out the swords and shot each other.

A deaf policeman heard this noise,

And shot the two dead boys.

If you don't believe my lies to be true,

Ask the blind man he saw it too.

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