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Alina Sheikh

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Alina Sheikh

Comedy Children

A Funny Poem

A Funny Poem

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English Poem : #17813 English Poem Comedy : #839
 children   true   dead   comedy   policeman   lies   deaf   noise   funny   english-poem 

One fine morning in the middle of a night,

Two dead boys got up to fight.


Back to back, they faced each other,

Draw out the swords and shot each other.


A deaf policeman heard this noise,

And shot the two dead boys.


If you don't believe my lies to be true,

Ask the blind man he saw it too.


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