I'm A Evolving 90's

A Dice Was Rolled..!

The Emoji's Punched..!

My Cortisol got High..!

When She Said..!

I LOVE YOU..!

It was a fine evening. And I was In Ranchi (June 10,2019) to visit my college Besties..some who were there to acheive a graduate's dream while the rest ..To live (And probably leave) a Kabir Singh's kind of traumatic life, though none of them were close to make it to the Topper's list..! Well..To be frank (I'm not Boasting and yeah koto chaap porche go..!) The primary purpose of my sudden visit...

Let me whisper it in your Pinna else you'll be later held answerable for Lack Of Information..

In The SAMAD's Court..

Kahey btayengey..! Jaan Jaaogey..!

Anyways..Coming back To my narration..

At around 1600 Hrs ..I was out with my friend to pick the sensational hottie of ST. Xavier's Lupungutu, Batch of 2014-16, The girl who received Hon'able Title, from the Then Principal Late Fr. Paul Hembrom, for conducting and theorizing the bravest research in the field of "Kahey-ko-yeh-ki-ji" the topic of which was..

Trending Hacks in 21 centur: BAnKHODI..!

And I'm personally happy to introduce to you the one and only..

*PICK up your POM-POMs and applaud*

SRIJESH MITRA ,The Chef's Student's498...

BLACK BELT FROM PINAKESH KARATE ASSOCIATION FOR INTERIOR CHINGDI-CHOP5..

AND SHE'S NONE OTHER THAN ..

RENUKKA "BULBUL" TIU

Why am I telling about my Bestie ..??

That's because..On the evening of my arrival..I had casually asked Renu whether she would feel Comfortable in joining us for a BEVERAGE Party..!

I had to discuss about my new soulmate jikey baarey mein usko kuch pta hi nhi tha..!Her..??!Not Even my close friend Mr. Poop Expert, KUNDAN SINKU was aware of my new love story..!

After picking renu..We Hurried to CHUTIA..!

UNCOUTH PEOPLES'..

CHUTIA'S A PLACE IN RANCHI..!

THE ONE THAT GOT TRANSMITTED IN YOUR BRAIN WAS..

NIKAL ******ike..!

Just Do It..!

As we sat down..We made sure to drip 3 precious leaks of CARLSBERG as a gesture of appreciation to the departed soul of its brewer Mr. Jacobsen..!

But while they 3 were busy gulping Chilled Beer.. My Script for KABIR SINGH started..!

SUNN BEY..

*HIGH MOOD VANISHED*

*CORTISOL PUMPED UP*

*WHILE CONSUMING NEAT+ BUMMING SMOKE AND MAINTAINING EYE CONTACT WITH RENU*

I LOVE YOU

*SHOUTS OF BHABHI-BHABHI RUINED MY MOOD*

CHUP SE BAITH BAnKCiHOD

I LOVE YOU ..BUT AS A FRIEND..

AUR AGR YEH DARINDO KA BANKCHipODI SE UNCOMFORTABLE HO RHI TOH BOL..

MAMA AUR HUM AKELE 7 KO KUT SAKTEY HAI..!

After that little Depressing Episode.. I kind of regretted my Friend-making abilities..! They tried to Hook me up with a local girl ..Kind of like a One night stand..! And That Particular Idea..ended up in me getting a Mental breakdown after which my anger is quite much like a Wounded Wild Lion especially if I have missed my medications..!

Do Google BPAD : IMPACT OF DEPRESSION and ANGER before you want to mess with me