Sumanjit Sahoo

Drama Fantasy comedy

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Sumanjit Sahoo

Drama Fantasy comedy

Perfectly Mistaken Life -Part2

Perfectly Mistaken Life -Part2

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                                                             CHAPTER 2

                                                         HOW WE MET!



Xavier and I didn't know each other for a couple of years. With time we became so close that I can't even remember a few days when we weren't together. It's quite weird how we met, or may I say weirder! Somehow I was not listening to the conservation anymore, though my ears were receiving every other word of Claire and Xavier. ( Writer's reference - read 'perfectly mistaken life part 1' ).


Xavier is a very good friend. He is funny, cute, and hell handsome that girls usually fall for him. He has such good humour that he even can turn any girl on with his sexy as well as hilariously funny jokes.


When we met for the first time, it was a Christmas evening and we were at a bar. I was sitting next to him and he was talking to a female bartender and I could hear them. Soon, I was sure that he was not just talking to her, he was hitting on her. And yeah! I couldn’t stop myself listening to them.


'Are you too good at handjobs?' He asked all of a sudden and continued, 'I want to witness one on this lovely night.'

He actually said that without even stammering or being 

furious; just asked her genuinely and listening to that I almost spat my drink out in surprise and I was sure his Christmas is going to end up in an infirmary.

Listening to this the bartender said with a raged as well as surprised tone ‘SORRY?’ and believe me she was going to kick his ass up if she was not on her job that evening with such a crowd and continued to say ‘sir, I think you are really drunk and you should get back to your family’.

But to all my surprise as well as hers, he repeated the same thing and I was just going to interrupt them by calling the security and I politely told him to stop or something terrible might happen.

And he replied “Enjoy this evening, dude. Have fun. Get laid

and yes, do whatsoever you want to do but I am not leaving until she gave me what I need’.

Hell yeah! something happened but quite opposite of what I expected. Because now she said “It will be $250. Costly. Isn’t it?” like a genuine type of response. I was totally shocked and kept telling me ‘Am I really dreaming or a single shot of tequila is too much for me now’.

The unexpected happened when he said ‘It’s free here and I won’t pay a single dollar for it.’ The bartender was going to say something or more specifically preparing herself for a hit.

Man, he said ‘Look there!’ pointing out another bartender throwing and catching many bottles at a

time.

With this she and of course I was a little confused. And then he said ‘What a brilliant job he is doing for free! And you should do such hand-jobs' with a chuckle. And then we all just laughed at this dumb joke.

She too caught the pace within no time and said ‘well! That was hilarious but good. And for a Christmas present, I can really give you my nips to taste’.

He really thought that he is gonna end up in bed with her and was trying to say something that she shared with him in a naughty way.

To his surprise, she leaned a bit over the bar desk like the hot New York stripper and handed him a candy named “NIPS – caramel”.

Now, we all laughed at a time and I and He were really admired that backfire joke.

'By the way, your nips are too sweet and tasty I assume and Xavier is thanking you for this.’ He said.

‘This one is the worst kind of introduction in Kirstein’s life.’ she replied.

And by that time I have joined their conversation and when they both looked at me I just said “Joe has no such

a fancy and weird way of introduction.’

And we all laughed again. That was a lovely night of that year. Oops! I forgot to mention it was the Christmas of 2003.






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