Harry Krissh In Wonderland

Harry Potter stumbled out of nine and three-fourth platform at King Cross Station at London and toppled the coffee which Krissh was sipping. Krissh was surprised as to wherefrom Harry made his sudden appearance. Harry looked quite hassled and profusely apologized to Krissh for banging on to him and toppling his coffee. Krissh looked kindly at the hassled teenager and said, “never mind. Looks as if you could do with some help.”

“Indeed, I could do with some help. Did you see my friend Alice?” Harry, stammered breathing heavily.

Krissh offered his coffee and asked Harry to take a sip. “Take a deep breathe and tell me slowly,” Krissh said.

Harry took a deep breath and sipped some coffee. The caffeine cheered him up a bit and Harry said, “I was looking for my friend Alice. She ran away as if she was under some serious threat.”

Krissh said, “I just arrived at the platform a few minutes ago and I didn’t see any girl running in fear. Any way let us ask around. By the way I am Krissh” and extended his hand to Harry.

“I am Harry and I am in a hurry,” said Potter and continued, “can you help me find Alice.”

When they asked around, they were told that some girl was running in a tearing hurry towards the exit gate. When they came to the gate someone mentioned that the girl was running towards the London central park. Harry said Alice must be looking for a rabbit hole to escape into the wonderland that she talked to me quite often.

Soon they were airborne as at that time they didn’t want to get caught up in London’s notorious traffic. Harry in his broom and Krissh just flying using his Krishna powers. While they landed, they noticed a girl disappearing into a hole in the ground. Harry shouted, “that must be Alice.”

Soon they arrived at a hole in the ground just enough for a human to enter. Harry slipped in first and Krissh had some difficulty to enter the hole. They found themselves at a cross-section and what they saw took them by surprise. The cross-section was teeming with traffic with humans pulling carts where animals were on the driving seat. They saw single human drawn carts which reminded Krissh of the ones in Kolkata. There were carriages drawn by two humans and in a few instances, they saw carriages dressed up like a chariot pulled by 4 humans. Harry’s jaw dropped at the sight of this. From the world he came from, he could never believe that humans could be subjugated like this. Krissh, of course well versed in history, knowing about slaves was not surprised so much. But the sight he saw turned Darwin’s theory of evolution that he had learnt in school upside down.

Harry was the first to recover from the shock and remarked: “how in this wonderland are we going to find Alice?”

Krissh asked Harry, “by the way you have not told me from whom she was running away from?”

Harry replied, “I am not so sure, but perhaps it is the Dark Lord.”

Krissh was taken aback a bit and said, “I am from India and named after Krishna, avatar and dark in the skin and I have nothing to do with Alice. I came to London to shoot the next sequel in the Krissh 4 series for the Bollywood fans.”

Harry said, “sorry, I didn’t mean you. The Dark Lord was a Rowling creation.”

That was when the Director loudly said, “Cut. Well done boys. The first take itself has been successful.” Rakesh, the Director, was into his fourth series of Krissh. The earlier three sequels were a phenomenal hit. Krissh 4 was an answer to the Hollywood’s own Mission Impossible Series starring Tom Criss.

The above shot got released as a preview in YouTube and became an instant hit. The film was titled as “Potter and Krissh in the Wonderland”, a joint Indo-British collaboration, scripted by Rakesh and Rowling with music by Rahman and London Philharmonic. When the film was released six months later it became a bigger hit than even Slum Dog Millionaire, another movie with an Indian connection. A noted Hollywood critic observed that for any film to become a hit it became necessary that it had an Indian connection what with every sixth Indian now a world citizen.