Cockervania

Chapter 1

Cockervania is the safest land on Earth, not only in Earth, in Milky  Way or even the whole universe. What is Cockervania? I heard you say. Cockervania is a place in the Arctic Region, you have never heard of it because you need to find a special iceberg which has a special door through which you can reach Cockervania. It is the safest place on Earth because every month they have a festival called " Cojuromastani" at that festival, they eat vampires! While they eat delicious vampires, vampires eat us. You never know if people die because of a real sickness or they were bitten by vampire last night. The rest of the month in school they have Mathura (Math), Enki(English) Susut(SST), Cockervani and a special subject called " How to Eat a vampire and How to Behave on Conjuromastani." Cojuromastani lasts for 2 days. 

Once in Cockervania lived a girl named Xola Caramel ( Caramel is her name, Xola is used in Cockervani for female, Xolaia for male) Caramel woke up for school one day and got dressed. 

 Caramel's dad Mister Crackles made her breakfast and lunch for school. And Mrs. crackles dropped her. It was her least favourite subject Cockervani (Cockervania's traditional language) Not because of the subject but because of the witch-like teacher."Good Morning Students" in her gruff voice. "Let's start we will abracadelicous, ago, bebai, caka." While she was teaching, Caramel slept.

Then she woke up with a jerk; the world was purple whole purple. " Where Am I?" and somebody threw a stone at her, and she fell again.