Akbar And Birbal

You all must have heard of Akbar and Birbal and their witty tails. Today I have created one too.

King Akbar entered the court as the court fell in silence, a minister announced: " King Akbar is entering". All the people stood up to pay respect.

After a while, a scholar entered the court.

"Good Morning, Sir, I am a scholar from Iran," he said. The king of Iran was a person who wanted all the land, so he fought wars and captured kingdoms. "I have a challenge for you. If you refuse to everyone in the whole world will say that your court is full of foolish people, but if you get it wrong, it means war", he continued.

Akbar neither liked war nor being his court called foolishly. So he told the scholar to tell the challenge.

"See.... "he started "a diamond was stolen from my house, and there were 3 people at that time, I am calling them. THere they are. You can ask them only 2 questions. The first one what were you doing when the diamond was stolen? And the second one, what did you have for lunch.

Akbar was amazed. But he told me to continue.

He asked the first man " what were you doing when the diamond was stolen?"

The man answered, " I was in the bathroom. You know trying hard to poop."

Akbar asked the second. man " what were you doing when the diamond was stolen?"

The man answered, " I was watching a puppet show."

Akbar asked the third man " what were you doing when the diamond was stolen?"

The man answered, " I was sleeping the whole day, too tired."

Akbar asked the first man again " What did you eat for lunch."

The man answered, " I ate a diet full of fibers."

Akbar asked the second man again " What did you eat for lunch."

The man answered, " I was eating Petha."

Akbar asked the third man again " What did you eat for lunch."

The man answered, " I didn't eat; I was sleeping!"

"Now please tell who stole the diamond?" said the scholar.

None of the ministers knew...

Akhbar was ashamed, the out of the blue...

"I know the answer," said Birbal " It is the first man if you have a meal full of fibers it will be good for your digestion and hence you will not have any problems.