Choose Wisely

Krishna: Hey you...ready for our date later?

Radhika: I'm so excited! Where's this mystery spot?

Krishna: Can't tell because then it won't be a surprise!

Radhika: But I'm just so curious, just a hint.....PLEASE?

Krishna: Hhhmmmmm

Radhika: Please. Pretty please with puppy eyes!

Krishna: Hahah ok. How about a game of 20 questions?

Radhika: YES!

Krishna: Let's see if you can guess where I'm taking you tonight.

Radhika: Ummm...is it indoors?

Krishna: Nope...19 left

Radhika: Ok outdoors.....is it an event?

Krishna: No! 18

Radhika: So, it's a place outdoors.

Krishna: Yes...17

Radhika: I was just thinking out loud with that one!

Krishna: 17

Radhika: Ugh ok...does the place involve any physical activity like games and all?

Krishna: No, 16. I bet you'll never guess it.

Radhika: Don't doubt me! Is it somewhere with a lot of people?

Krishna: Technically, yes. 15

Radhika: Technically? Interesting very interesting.

Radhika: Are there woods around it?

Krishna: Yeah 14!

Radhika: Is it past the hill?

Krishna: Yes! 13 more questions.

Radhika: Is it somewhere we've been together before?

Krishna: Noooooo...12

Radhika: Uuhhhhh

Krishna: Giving up? In any ways you'll be finding it out tonight.

Radhika: I'm not a quitter. 12 more questions...I can do this!

Krishna: Sure, you can...lol.

Radhika: Is it past the train tracks?

Krishna: Nah. 11 more.

Radhika: Well, this really is a mystery spot...

Krishna: I planned it that way!

Radhika: Is it somewhere on the banks of river Ganga??

Krishna: Yes, 10 more! Think you're getting closer?

Radhika: No idea.

Krishna: Just put your thinking cap on or just give up and wait for the surprise tonight!

Radhika: 10 more questions and then I'll wait. Is the spot big?

Krishna: Definitely big.

Radhika: Like acres upon acres of land big?!

Krishna: Hoii no, 9 more questions!

Radhika: Is there something to do at the spot? other than walk and look around, like an abandoned tire swing?

Krishna: Hahah I know what you're thinking of but nope! 8 left.

Radhika: OMG WHAT ELSE IS OVER THERE???!!!

Krishna: Stumped?

Radhika: Perhaps...is it somewhere people are allowed, like a public place?

Krishna: Oh yes. We won't be trespassing. 7 more!!

Radhika: Oh, I need to use Google!

Krishna: That's cheating!

Radhika: It's using my resources.

Krishna: But you've got 7 more, use Google after the game. You're going to find out later, anyhow!

Radhika: Okay..if it means that much to you, can I have a hint? Like a letter?

Krishna: You wanna play hangman now?

Radhika: YES. How many letters is the place?

Krishna: I don't think, that's not how 20 questions work.

Radhika: Come on please...please. pretty please :)

Krishna: You'll have to convince me

Radhika: Because I like solving puzzles and I'm so curious and you'd be even more wonderful if you gave me how many letters it is!

Krishna: Okie, you've convinced me. 8 letters long, now no more hints!

Radhika: 8 letters?! That's so long. I was hoping it'd be 4 or 5 or maybe 6. 8 it could be anything!

Krishna: But it's something! I promise.

Radhika: Krishnaaa...I'm running out of guesses

Krishna: 7 more...unless you're giving up?

Radhika: NEVER. Are we going there late at night because that's when it's best to go?

Krishna: Ohhh good question, but for the purpose of the night, yes it's the best.

Radhika: What does that mean? That's really vague, what's the purpose?

Krishna: Most people go during the day and it depends.

Radhika: Huh ok. 6 left. I think I'm getting closer. Are there flowers at this place?

Krishna: There can be, I think there are some now.

Radhika: Is there a temple around the place?

Krishna: Yeah, 5 more guesses.

Radhika: I think I know where we're going, but I'm confused why? Maybe it's not where I'm thinking because the place, I'm thinking of isn't romantic! It's unnerving.

Krishna: Guess we'll see, maybe you shouldn't have ruined the surprise!

Radhika: Maybe, do people frequent there?

Krishna: Depends, 4 more guesses.

Radhika: Are logs of woods cut down there?

Krishna: Yes! 3 more guesses.

Radhika: It's the cemetery, right? We're going to the cemetery?

Krishna: Ahaaa, you guessed it!

Radhika: A cemetery? Why is that the surprise spot for our date?

Krishna: You have 2 more questions left...choose wisely.

Radhika: Why are we going to a cemetery?!

Krishna: To bury a body.

Radhika: WHAT? WHY WOULD WE DO THAT? Is this a joke? Are you really taking me somewhere else? Krishna please this isn't funny. Answer me. Let's go somewhere else, I'll pick the spot. Please tell me there isn't a body in the trunk of your car, there's not. There can't be. Krishna!! Are you kidding? ARE YOU KIDDING? KRISHNA ANSWER ME!!!

Krishna: You have 1 question left....choose wisely!

Radhika: You're freaking me out, this isn't funny.

Krishna: You have 1 question left, choose wisely.

Radhika: Please stop saying that, I don't want to guess anymore! I give up. I don't want to play anymore!

Krishna: You have 1 question left, choose wisely.

Radhika: Krishna please stop.

Krishna: You have 1 question left.

Radhika: OKAY. I'll ask the final question.

Krishna: Choose wisely

Radhika: Whose body are we burying?

Krishna: Yours.