Life often startles With a queer fanfare, Life often startles With a queer fanfare,

Birthdays! They're fun I really wish they don't just run Birthdays! They're fun I really wish they don't just run

When Santa pops down the chute And leaves a stack of pre-e-sents When Santa pops down the chute And leaves a stack of pre-e-sents

About that loss I will write, Cause, what happened was just right. About that loss I will write, Cause, what happened was just right.

The true meaning of Christmas should be celebrated all year round. The true meaning of Christmas should be celebrated all year round.

Gentleman you are human first and last as a man or woman. Gentleman you are human first and last as a man or woman.