Plantain Republic

Codify law to control the climate

When and how to urinate

Arrest who defy the laws

Exempt king’s kin and in-laws 

Erect control towers to watch

Employ police to check at each hatch

Open thousands of court 

So king can remain safe in the fort 

King’s clan be police and judge

Queen should then have no grudge 

Keep people under stress 

So they forget all the distress 

Make more and more laws so useless

Citizens’ life be worthless

Enact rules to eat and drink

Mass and poor get shrink 

Prescribe procedure to sleep 

One should always get down so slip

No one should wake up without permission

Plantain Republic will fulfill its mission 

Taxes on dream, hiccups and sneeze 

Penalty on king’s quiz 

Rules will be flexible like a spring

Different for destitute and devil’s offspring 

Codify law to control the climate

Populace must be God’s intimate 

We are truly a democratic republic 

Though it’s a plantain republic 

We do for everything but the public 

Greater than a banana republic