Morning Madness

She's always whining, nagging and complaining.

It's either too hot or it's always raining.

We never go out because she always has an excuse

Then she tells me I'm crazy and to take off my shoes.

When I get up in the morning and brush my hair

She stands right beside me with her ominous stare.

No don't wear your tie like that, it looks weird!

Why didn't you use my wipes, your acne would've been cleared?

She buttons up to my shirt and fixes my collar

Sometimes I feel like selling her for just a dollar.

Stop slouching, you should stand up straight

Make sure you tuck in your shirt and don't be late!

She gives me my briefcase and opens the door

As I walk out I look up and thank God for no more.