Mirror Misery

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?

The woman who is fair, voluptuous and tall!

Why can’t I wake up without a bed head?

My skin isn’t smooth and flawless like the commercials; there is acne on my forehead!

Beating dandruff off my shoulder every morning is a must

Why can’t my hair release pixie dust?

I absolutely loathe my pimple

The only body part I am proud of is my dimple!

I am bogged down by the asymmetry of my bust

Is my body even capable of lust?

I look down and I fail to spot an hourglass

No guy would ever make a pass!

My thighs are engulfed with cellulite

How do I burn thigh fat overnight?