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Grocery Woes
We’re always running out of milk
Please fetch it right away, I say
Drink less coffee and tea, he says
I don’t consume it all, you know
But I got two gallons just this weekend, where'd it go?
There’s a toddler in the house for God’s sake
And then there’s diapers to add to the list
You know how quickly he uses them up
Yeah sure, with the gallons of milk he’s downing
And don’t forget the toilet paper too
Yeah sure, with the cups of...
What? I didn’t quite catch the last part, honey
gb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent;">Oh, and could you add a pack of jaggery to the list?
So do I have to visit the local grocery store as well?
Well, not if you don’t want your black coffee
lightly sweetened with jaggery
I’m not the only one who needs jaggery
You want coffee or not?
We’ve run out of coffee and tea as well
While I’m at it shall I buy the entire store now?
Oh sure then, on your way back, get us the
Vegetables for the week and bread and curd and
Some grated coconut and some coriander and spices
You’re buying the store, so we don’t have to pay, no?
