The Fork: Inspired By A True Story

Let me tell you the story of the most exciting week in my life that barely just begin. It all started after I was made by a bunch of man-made metal brains. I was delivered to a wonderful place which I think is called "Jet Airways". I was kept in a dark place, it was very boring but suddenly I felt a jerk and a lifting feeling. I wondered what on Earth caused that. I was soon out of the dark place and felt myself sitting on something soft. It was a glove! I was in the glove of a flight attendant. She took me to an elderly man in a coat wearing glasses. The man held me and said something I couldn't translate to the attendant. He then squashed my face in some noodles! What a rude guy! He then begins to put an end to my life by biting me..... I am still alive! Woohoo! He continued the rude behavior for a long time. Till I had a headache and his central body part had grown twice its size. I was kept on a guy who called himself a Trito the tray. What a horrible name. I was taken to a wet place and drowned in tap water. I managed to swim my way up after observing a woman with a concave face, shiny face. I was rubbed continuously by a green scratchy thing till all the noodle remains had been washed off. I soon found myself in a windy area with a bunch of other forks and spoons and so-called trays. I was again kept in a dark place and then I felt a strange feeling as I was in a place with over gravity then the feeling disappeared and I could feel that I was moving, I was again taken out and sadly again placed in a dark place. Long story short, this happened a lot of times and I met a lot of rude fellows biting me and squashing me in ranges of food. But then one day life took an unexpected jolly turn. I was again in a rude fellow's hand. But then I slipped from his hand and fell on a hard metal surface. I tried to move but you all know forks cant move on their own. Suddenly the surface tilted and I slid down I could see that I was sliding into someone's purse. I slid into the purse and was back into a dark place. Suddenly a voice said "Oh! We have a newcomer. I looked around and spotted a wallet, a makeup kit, and a big piece of metal emitting something that I think is called "radiation. Instantly the someone owner of the purse lifted it and stood up. Someone carried it out to an air-conditioned place and I was soon shivering. After a while, I found myself in a hot area that was moving. Then I was out in some light then someone dropped the purse and I fell on a concrete pavement. I saw a boy look at me and say "What cool-looking fork! Perfect for my archaeology club.". I thought archaeology club??? The boy grabbed me and put me in a warm soft place. I also met a guy called pento the penny. I asked him about his journey and he replied. "It is a long story so long story short I was made then I went through a chain of people and I was dropped two-three times until an elderly lady dropped me and I was taken by this crazy dino kid. I closed my eyes and thought about my luck being a penny. I thought it was terrible but at least that guy has some value! The boy took me out of the soft place and started using my face to scrape sand and then I hit a rock and the boy started shouting "I found a dinosaur skeleton!". Another boy said, "Which one?! Which dinosaur!?". My boy said, " It's a skeleton of a micropachycephalosaurus!". A mikropuchiepoopada- what! How on Earth do you even spell that! The boy kept hitting me on various rocks, saying he has found an Oculudentavis Khaungraae,

Carcharodontosaurus, Sauroposeidon Proteles, Dreadnoughtus, Deinocheirus Mirificus. Can you believe it?!?!?! The boy continued till I had a dent and he was out of dinosaur names. Something about me disappointed him and he left me in the sandy place and went home. What a bummer! I sat there day long seeing what crazy comedians humans are! I saw one guy juggling apples while riding a unicycle and blowing a piece of bubble gum and another guy who was eating an 11 scoop ice cream, dripping most of it on the tongue of a lucky stray dog. I also saw a lady standing on top of a bench screaming in a megaphone about some charity donation community blah..blah..blah. Then this guy came up driving a car with a window on the top. You could see a chihuahua standing on his hind legs on the top of a labrador peeking out of the window. Another kid was eating a hamburger probably one-quarter her size. Then this truck came up with barrels of something rolling out of its back and people shouting from behind. Then this poorly dressed person wearing a top hat came asking if the nearby cheese shop was infested with tailless dragon crocs. And then this girl came up who was continuously staring at her phone and slipped on a banana peel and tripped a trash can. Which dumped all the trash over her. Then at midnight a guy came and threw a banana peel on me and walked away. How rude! I couldn't see the sunrise and all that late night and early morning stuff because of the peel. Finally a trash picker with a shirt on which it was written "Nature Frendlee". He picked up me with the peel and threw me and the peel into a wet garbage bag. I closed the nose I never had with the hands I never had. The guy then dumped us in a wet garbage bin and left. The next day a garbage man came and was about to put me into the garbage truck when he saw me. He was very angry seeing a piece of metal in wet garbage and threw me in the dry garbage can. But the dry garbage guy had come long ago and left so I wasn't going anywhere until tomorrow. Fortunately, after an hour another mobile geek tripped my can over and I fell out. I stayed on the pavement till I got hooked up on a suitcase with a metal bottom. Eventually, I was back in another place called "Jet Airways". It was a mini suitcase so the owner guy kept the suitcase I was in inside the upper storage. Luckily I fell out at the last moment and was picked up by a flight attendant. I was again drowned and I managed to save myself. Then I was put in another windy place and was soon dry. Surprisingly I was back in the dark place I was at the starting of the week. So the Eat with me. Wash me. Dry me. Keep me in a dark place. A cycle began again. Life, after this was usually boring except the times, went little kids played fork fight with me and a spoon. So this is the end I guess. Well, the end of this exciting week......Maybe I will go on another tour next time. Okay, meet you next time! Bye!