Myths I Secretly Believe In

I believe in weird things

Like unicorns, dragons, and horses with wings

Phoenix, dinosaurs, and witches on brooms

And cars that can fly up to the moon

Mermaids and the great big megalodon

Oh good that's not real, if it was I'd be gone

Diamonds that were stars snatched from the sky

And clouds I could sleep in all day and night

A genie in a lamp and houses made up of candy

And huge mysterious potions, colorful but smelly

Oh I believe in so much more

But I'm sorry I have to go