My Mom Is On a Training Spree!

My mom is on a training spree

She says she will make a man out of me!

She is in a very foul mood

For hours, she continued to brood.

 

Forget about me,

My daddy too is scared you see!

There is something terribly wrong

My dad said, “Sunny boy you do better tag along.”

 

I am so puzzled

All my thoughts are muddled.

I don’t know what to say

All I can do is look at her in dismay!

 

As she towered over me

And said, “Look around and see?”

Not a single thing is in place

Your room is such a disgrace!

 

How many times will I tell you?

She picked up everything and she just threw it.

Daddy tried to catch,

Pretended as if it was a match!

 

I am sick and tired

My brain is all wired!

I work all day long and get no praise

So a new rule I raise!

 

Everyone in this house will do their own work.

Don’t think you two can shirk!

Yes, this is my new year’s resolution!

 She beamed, “I think it is the best solution.”

 

Oh dear me! She looked so pleased.

For sure mine and dad’s freedom is seized!

“Oh good Lord have some mercy”, I cried

Else I and daddy are going to be crucified!

 

I looked up at her with tear brimming eyes

But this too didn’t work, I was pretty surprised.

Then my dad tried, he asked, "Lady why you are so mad?"

What do you want just tell the little lad?

 

She took a deep breath, "Just get the house in order before I spell death!"

Granny said no worries, "The help didn’t turn up so you two better hurry!"