A$$Hôle

Yo bro, how ya doin' man.

Ain't seen you in a minute...

I was your biggest fan.

You look a lot different,

seems like time has been rough.

You seem a lot less belligerent,

You were always so tough.

Who'd a thought for a second,

we'd be alive this long.

We took it to the limit just

like that famous Eagles song.

But like a bridge over troubled

water, that soon was washed away.

You said you'd always be there...

But you blew up that day.

Well hey! What can I say. All of us

struggle to keep our demons at bay.

Oh what tangled webs we weave

when we practice to deceive.

It really don't pay, to wear your 

heart on your sleeve...

What do you believe you

can achieve today?

I used to look up to the fact you

were solid in the way you viewed

the world.

I choosed to follow you through

the muck even when sticks and

stones were hurled.

You became so hollow, when you fell

into that pothole that swallowed you

whole, and turned you into an asshole.

What I thought wasn't possible, became

more than fukkin' probable.

It's alright, I still love you though.

I just couldn't hang around to watch you fall.

Popularity becomes real ugly

when you forget just who you are.

Comparing your arrogant ego to me...

Is like capturing air in a jar.

It's like glaring at the brightest star.

A single person in a couple's bar.

Airing dirty laundry for everybody

to see just makes you more creepy than

you really are.

Love the gown, the hat and the tassel.

I see you graduated to becoming an asshole.

You know... When you shook my hand?

I thought you were in it to win it,

I thought that you were the man!

Time can make us different,

Always fighting, fist ta cuffs.

I guess I haven't considered the

fact you could never get enough.

I saw through the wreckage of

a boy that was done wrong.

I always had your back just

like Cheech has Tommy Chong.

I gave over and over and all you

did was take away.

I watched the game take over...

As it led you astray.

But Hey! Yay or nay. None of us listen

to what the angels have to say.

Why carelessly gamble on the

ramblings of a madman.

A house that's in shambles just

attracts more big government.

There's just no guarantee on

the seeds of today.

I see you took up the act of calling

yourself the best thats been born

to this world.

If only you could attract a real woman,

and not just devas that act like girls.

You became so shallow, when you swelled

up like a jellyroll, a roll that makes you

comfortable when you turned into an asshole.

You got caught up in an actors roll,

a plot that makes you lose your soul.

Goodnight dog. I gotta go.

I'd love to catch up more but, well... You know.

Your disparity became real apparent to

me that you forget just who you are.

Comparing success with everyone else

is like shopping with a blank credit card.

It's like taking a test that's just too hard.

Wanna be a fighter but you end up a bard.

Baring your dairy-aire for everyone

to see just makes you even more bizarre.

Love the gown, the hat and the tassel.

I see you graduated to becoming an asshole.